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Podquisition Episode 39: Pumpkin Flavored Anal Beads - With Guest Max Scoville!

Max Scoville of IGN and The Comedy Button joins your regular crew for a wild ride that includes pigs stuffed with POGs, pumpkin sex toys, and Mysterio blowjibbers. There's plenty of content to make our...

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Podquisition Episode 40: #FucKonami

Konami gets yet another well-deserved thrashing as we talk about review "boot camps" for Metal Gear Solid V and the looming threat of microtransactions in Hideo Kojima's latest. Only Konami could turn...

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Podquisition Episode 41: Metal Gear Naked Dad

On this week's episode, we naturally spend some time talking about Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. Don't worry, there are no spoilers! We also chat about Deus Ex: Mankind Divided's amazingly...

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Podquisition Episode 42: Lesbian Space Tits Energy Drink

On this week's show, we mostly complain about angry commenters who are stupid, wrapping it all up in some discussion about Metal Gear Solid V and Mad Max. Elsewhere, Laura drinks a space lesbian energy...

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Podquisition Episode 43: Shigeru Miyamoto's Cloaca

This week, we go into horrific detail as we try to explain how Shigeru Miyamoto is the mother of Bowser Jr. We also talk all about the rage that's been flying about this week for reasons that totally...

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Podquisition Episode 44: David Cameron F*cked A Pig

On this week's show, we cannot resist talking about David Cameron being a naughty boy with a bit of an animal. We also spend some time discussing why you shouldn't do a poo in a bathtub. Elsewhere, we...

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Podquisition Episode 45: The Patreon Conspiracy

On this week's episode, we laugh at some rando who has no idea how Patreon works and believes The Jimquisition should be investigated by the government. We also explain to people how shouting on...

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Special: The Beginners' Guide Spoilercast

This is a special, spoiler-laden podcast in which your ol' pals Jim Sterling and Laura Kate discuss The Beginner's Guide. We talk about the game's themes, potential meanings, and how it resonated with...

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Podquisition Episode 46: My Boner Takes Precedent

This week, we get sexy and saucy as we discuss Metal Gear Solid V allowing "tactical" use of breasts. There's also FOB insurance schemes to chat about, microtransactions in Assassin's Creed Syndicate,...

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Podquisition Episode 47: POG Watch 2015

It's more like POGquisition this week, as Podquisition covers the most important event of the year - POG Watch 2015! What's the latest in all things POG? Listen to find out. Elsewhere, the gang...

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Podquisition Episode 48: Willy Wanker

This week we discuss what would happen if Konami were run by a Willy Wonka type president, and laugh at the idea of them pretending Hideo Kojima hasn't left the building. Elsewhere, you get some...

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Podquisition 49: David Cage Writes Science Fiction

David Cage is BACK, baby! He's writing a sci-fi game called Detroit, but it's totally not a sci-fi game because he said it wasn't. It's about Robocop or something. Also, Laura's journalism is...

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Podquisition Episode 50: Peach Or Vomit?

We all get a detailed lesson on the rich lore of Halo this week as we prepare for a Halo 5 review that MIGHT DEFINITELY HAPPEN MAYBE. Oh, and Laura eats vom-flavored jellybeans. Eats them until...

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Podquisition Episode 51: Something Something Fallout 4

Can you guess what most of this episode is about? To be honest, if you are sick of hearing about Fallout 4, you might want to just skip this one. It's most of the episode. We do find time to talk about...

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Podquisition Episode 52: Round The Twist

It's Jimdependence Day! To celebrate a full year of The Jimquisition going independent, you've got a full extra episode of Podquisition to enjoy. It's got sexual tension with CPR dummies, it's got...

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Podquisition Episode 53: LINKLE!

CONTENT WARNING: This show contains woolly liberal politics. If you are offended by progressive politics, please be advised! On this show, we get a bit too dark and political for a bit, before...

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Podquisition Episode 54: Kate Bush's Secret Island

Happy Thanksgiving if you’re into turkey n’ stuff! We keep the holiday stuff light, instead focusing on all the murders that happen in soap operas, as well as the secret island of Kate Bush. We’re...

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Podquisition Episode 55: Miley Cyrus' Twerk Stick

The one and only SuperBunnyHop joins us this week to help design a new game for Miley Cyrus. We're thinking of calling it Twerkin' Hard Or Hardly Twerkin', and it will make literally one hundred...

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Podquisition Episode 56: Konami The Liar

This week, we obviously talk about Kojima being barred from attending The Game Awards, because Konami is full of lies and dirty behavior. There's also some fine chat about Final Fantasy VII, even if...

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Podquisition Episode 57: Smeggnog

Prepare your ears as Laura proves terrifyingly good at ASMR and Gavin brings a whole bucket of Eddie Vedder. If you need a drink, your ol' pal Jim has the smeggnog! This week, we're talking about...

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Podquisition Episode 58: Games Wot We Liked In 2015

Merry Christmas Eve n' stuff. We have a nice positive show discussing games that we loved in 2015. There are obvious picks of course - Bloodborne, The Witcher 3, and Splatoon get mentions after a year...

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Podquisition Episode 59: The Drunk Naked Office Party Episode

To be quite honest, I don't remember a damn thing we talked about on this episode. All I remember is that Gavin, condemned to sobriety, had to sit and listen to a load of bollocks as everyone else got...

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Podquisition Episode 60: The Kylo Ren Of Wanking

Masturbation is the hottest topic of the hour, as the dark side takes a heavy grip on our oozing genitals. So that's good. Elsewhere, we talk plenty about VR and the recent Oculus Rift pre-order chaos,...

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Podquisition Episode 61: Bowie

This week, we talk about David Bowie and That Dragon, Cancer. So yeah... not the most upbeat of weeks, right? This was all recorded before the Alan Rickman news, too. Fuck cancer. Anyway, we still have...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Resident Evil

Join your old friends Jim Sterling and Conrad Zimmerman as they get elbow-deep in licensed videogame material. Movies, TV shows, comics (but mostly movies), the doctors are here to examine. This week,...

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Podquisition Episode 62: Shadow The Hedgehog Vs. Teenage Poetry

Laura compares her teenage poetry to the lyrics of Shadow the Hedgehog's title tune, and we find out that corporate-produced angst cannot stand up to the real thing. Elsewhere, there's more VR...

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Podquisition Episode 63: Horsecock

This week, we talk about The Witness, obviously, and also spend quite some time trying to describe the monstrosity that is FNaF World. It's... quite something. Elsewhere, Rise of the Tomb Raider...

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The Spin-off Doctors: House of the Dead

"You created it all so you could live forever. Why?" Your doctors are in the house to dissect House of the Dead, Uwe Boll's classic cinematic dog turd. Spaniards from Spain, gun continuity, Sega's...

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Podquisition Episode 64: Knuckle-Deep In Kanye

On today's meaty episode, we chat about Baba Yaga rule 34, the merits of Ronan Keating, and the sexual misadventures of Kanye West. Can you believe we talked about games a lot, too? American Truck...

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Podquisition Episode 65: Spunk Out Your Eyeholes

On this week's episode, there's a traumatic experience with an eyelid while "fan" feedback gets to be uniquely offensive. Elsewhere, we talk about the horrors of the confirmed live-action Sonic the...

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The Spin-off Doctors: DOOM

Your doctors cut open the carcass of DOOM, discussing the total lack of demons, The Rock's sudden heel turn, and anachronistic videogame products. Oh, and don't worry... we spend quite some time...

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Podquisition Episode 66: The Xbox One Is A Bit Toss

On this week's episode, we obviously have to spend some time making fun of the terrible Street Fighter V launch. We also chat about Quantum Break's PC release, and Hideo Kojima's latest chicanery....

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Podquisition Episode 67: Come To Our Tupper Sex

The role of Gavin this week will be played by Loading Ready Run's Graham Stark! This episode spends some time talking about virtual reality porn, with hot topics such as golden showers, tupper sex...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Street Fighter - The Movie

Raul Julia's amazing performance, Vega's fabulous features, the war crimes of Van Damme, and also Kylie Minogue for some reason. These things and more combine, with some help from DNA MUTAGEN, to make...

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Podquisition Episode 68: The Origami Killer

This week we "celebrate" the PS4 debut of Heavy Rain, as well as talk about Pokemon and the potential Xbox One upgrade plans. Elsewhere, there are rumors about Beyond Good & Evil 2 coming to NX,...

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Podquisition Episode 69: Bee Bombs & Bicycle Banging

The Yogscast's very own Sips joins your regular crew this week for a delightful episode revolving around weaponized bees and lurid bike sex in hotels. We chat about The Division, Lionhead's closure,...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Hitman (2007)

In what may be their finest outing yet, your Spin-off Doctors skewer Mr. Olyphant's performance as Agent 47 in the ridiculous 2007 Hitman movie. Why doesn't the world's best killer have an alias? How...

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Podquisition Episode 70: Real Oddworld Farts

Leading the news this week is the announcement that your old pal Jim will be voicing a character in the newly announced Oddworld: Soulstorm! Will he voice farts? Who knows? Elsewhere, Laura has a piper...

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Podquisition Episode 71: We Have Dark Souls III

Grab an Estus Flask and settle in for some spoiler-free Dark Souls III discussion, as two thirds of the cast give their thoughts. One of us shouldn't even HAVE it! Boglinwatch 2016 officially begins,...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back

What does Pokemon: The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back have to say about Adolf Hitler? This is a question your resident Movie Boys have the answer to! Pokemon tears can heal the dead, Minnesota is the...

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Podquisition Episode 72: The VR Daughter Faceplant Special

Virtual Reality is finally here, but we're too busy laughing at a kid falling over to notice. It's really funny. Elsewhere, we talk about butt nontroversies, Fallout 4 DLC, and pledge to bore you with...

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Podquisition Episode 73: Jizzing Brown Paste On The Moon

This week's Podquisition is the most scientific yet, as we get the FACTS about ejaculating on the Moon. It's pretty upsetting! We've all played Dark Souls III now, so expect chat about that, alongside...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Mortal Kombat

It might be the best videogame movie ever made. It might also have a lot of unfortunate implications. It's Mortal Kombat! Why must we mourn Art? Where did Christopher Lambert get his wig? Should Goro...

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Podquisition Episode 74: Boglinwatch 2016

Boglinwatch 2016 continues with hot new developments and there's wanking afoot on Demios. Elsewhere, we talk about dating middle aged men in pubs, guns that look like toys, and the rubbish that was...

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Podquisition Episode 75: The Masturbatorium Chronicles

Enter the Masturbatorium, but make sure you bring a towel! This week we talk about fine wines, Dark Souls board games, and Guitar Hero MMOs. There's also time to chat about Mirror's Edge Catalyst,...

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The Spin-off Doctors: BloodRayne

A movie in which Billy Zane outclasses Ben Kingsley and Meatloaf steals the show. Uwe Boll's tits n' guts travesty is... quite surreal. Let us enjoy this totally unhinged mess of vampiric nonsense,...

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Podquisition Episode 76: Skid Pricarus

If you're one of those people who did a sad over certain negative Star Fox Zero reviews, you won't like this episode. Not at all. Recorded early, we miss a lot of the stupid news that hit, but we've...

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Podquisition Episode 77: Radiohead

A sad Radiohead time is delivered to your ears this week and we're sorry about that. Fortunately, we also bring VR talk, Uncharted 4 impressions, talk of Watch Dogs 2, and Fragments of Him. So that's...

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The Spin-off Doctors: Wreck-It Ralph

SIR!? SIR, I DO BELIEVE I AM ABOUT TO WRECK THIS! Is Wreck-It Ralph a thinly cloaked champion of the status quo, designed to consolidate the power of the 1% and disenfranchise the rest of us? According...

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Podquisition Episode 78: Nathan Drake F*cking An Apple

We discuss some scenes you may have missed in Uncharted 4 - a lot of sex is involved. Also, we chat about Battleborn, Disney Infinity's extinction event, and give you an E3 drinking game that may not...

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